Saturday, October 20, 2012

Khao San--Hangover nightmare (Not me)

We landed around 3pm local time and caught a taxi to our hostel which was located at Khao San Rd. We didn't know this was the infamous Khao San Rd. of Hangover 2... The hotel looked okay. We were placed in the 25 bunk bed dorm room set-up with our own electric plug and book lights. Thankfully, it was A/C'ed and the bathrooms were good.

After we checked in and settled down, went to exchange money and eat some lunch. A street magician performed some card tricks and set his wallet on fire. His name was 'Maxican'. While waiting for the food to arrive, a deaf woman came up from behind and was selling magnets but she was confused because from behind I looked like a boy but then she saw me and got even more confused because I was a girl. (Didn't help I was wearing my hat backwards and slouch lol)

She did the universal hand movement for boobs and penis and then proceeded to come closer to inspect with her hands! I was violated! =____= Luckily she didn't push lol

This was just several hours after I land in Bangkok.... What else is going to happen on this trip?!

After that experience, we headed back to the hostel because it was pouring and showered before heading out again at night for food. Walked around the area and it was just bars, bars, random stalls of food and merchandise and more bars.

Bought a personalize fabric bracelet from a street vendor who did it in 10 mins! It was very impressive. I decided to sleep early but fucking people I swear do not know common decencies. A group of like 10-15 people barged in, turned on the lights, spoke loud as hell and stomped their way around. It took them 30 mins to leave.  After they left, I fell back asleep until they fucking woke everyone up again at 3am. They were drunk and obnoxious. Had to get up, tell the friends to tell their drunk ass friend to keep quite (he was talking very loud on his cellphone...) and they had to nerve to tell me " He isn't our friend. You go talk to him." I may be young, but I ain't stupid, you guys were the ONLY ones talking and came in TOGETHER and made all that noise. I had to go to his bed, and tell him go downstairs to make the call...It took him a good ass 15 min to get downstairs. His friends weren't better--they didn't know how to turn off the light they turned on so instead of actually finding a way, they just kept saying how do you turn off the light or fuck the light.

 
The many selections

 
Wolf Pack among other sayings...

 
Tourist, beer and massage= Khao San Rd

 
Local drink bags

 
Have it your way McD, but I don't heart Khao San

I was so happy we were leaving for Phetchubri the next day. I wanted to kill them all.

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